X, without the existential dread whole Twitter experience.
Just the people you actually want to follow, on a refresh button you control. No algorithm. No trending topics. No account named @WealthWolf_Alpha sliding into your feed at 3am to explain generational wealth.
No credit card. No onboarding Zoom call. No Slack community you'll feel guilty about.
Three things Chirp does not have
A "For You" tab
We don't know what you'd enjoy and we respect you too much to guess. Here are the accounts you picked, in the order they tweeted. That's the feature.
Notifications
Chirp will never buzz your phone to say "someone you follow liked a post." You check in when you want to. Like an adult. Like a person whose cortisol is under control.
Infinite scroll
You get the last week of tweets from the people you chose. When you run out, you've run out. Go outside. Touch a tree. Come back tomorrow.
What it looks like
Not a mockup. This is literally the feed. We didn't overthink it.
Some writer you like
@actualwriter ยท 2h
Wrote 600 words, deleted 400, published. This is the job.
Scientist you admire
@actual_phd ยท 5h
The paper is out. Took four years. Lead author couldn't be here โ she is napping, rightfully.
That one cook
@crispedges ยท 9h
Put miso in the brownies. Everyone is a little concerned. Me most of all.
Who Chirp is for
- โ People who deleted the X app and then reinstalled it 11 times
- โ Writers who want to read five journalists without also reading six crypto scams
- โ Recovering doomscrollers. We see you. You don't have to keep going.
- โ Anyone whose last "For You" tab was 90% arguments between strangers in replies
- โ People who miss when Twitter felt like a group chat and not a psyop
Pricing, very briefly
Free: 5 follows, 3 refreshes a day. Forever. Actually forever, not "forever until we raise a Series A."
$5/month: 50 follows, 20 refreshes a day. For people whose definition of "a few accounts" has grown concerning.
Questions you probably have
Ready for a calmer feed?
Five follows, three refreshes, zero rage bait. Your nervous system will thank you.
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